Initially posted on Persephone and cross-posted right right here making use of their authorization.
I became IMing with a buddy recently about a man she’s got an unrequited crush on. She was definitely smitten, but thoroughly believing he could have nothing at all to do with her.
Her why, she heaved a heavy Internet *SIIIIIIGH* and said, “Ugh, well he only dates Asian girls when I asked. You’re therefore happy Asian that is you’re! ”